Friday 25 May 2018

Aiieee again...

No need to panic- I can see now. It's not a fly!

I think I must have panicked a little, there, I'm terribly sorry. A fly is only a problem if it gets in a teleportation cubicle with one's good self. How absurd to worry about that!
I've fallen into the crotch of a pair of Chronopants, by Jove, not a Teleportation Cubicle.
That's in the Garage, not the Bloodshed.

Phew...

Anyway, it seems to be some sort of Pterosaur. 

A

Pterodactyl!!


Good job it's so far away then, that it looks like a fly, eh.

Cool under pressure, me.

Oh, yes, by the way.

Aiieee!

(It was in the title, after all...)


See you in the past!





Thursday 10 May 2018

Aiee! The bloody nerve of some...people.

I'm falling, you see.

Rather slowly, as it happens, and in no particular direction, so I suppose that's all right.

I don't know if you can see this journal posting, but some damn fool has pushed me into the Chronovortex - yes that one- in the nether regions of my Time Travel Trousers!

And as if that wasn't bad enough- some other damn fool grabbed my arm and hauled me in!

And if that wasn't bad enough... he then proceeded to scramble up my back and climbed out, through the Event Waistband, thus propelling me deeper into this bloody void.

And to make matters worse- I'm sure he - for it was indeed a he- was in fact me!
(Another me, that is - not this me, obviously). And if it wasn't me, then he was a damn fine looking fellow, cut from the same cloth, I can tell you.
And so I assume it was yet another me who did the pushing as well...

Anyway, that explains that.... I think. Complicated, this Time Trousering, that's certain.

I wonder if it was me who pushed me in? And from where, or rather, when?
At least I suppose this means I will get out of here eventually... I'll try and write again, and let you know what happens- it might be a lark!
If I can, that is. Who knows how long ones accumulator will last in such a place, or indeed how long is long in here? I suppose I'll have plenty of time to think things over until I can climb out over the back of the next me - however long it takes. Or not...

Well, let's see what's what, eh?

Oh dear - is that a fly? 0-o